She cooks! She cleans! She solves mysteries! These are the adventures of the woman with the action-packed expense account – Kryta’s fabulous freelance maid!
Cordially, Ellyn Castenteau!
I may have overdosed on old-time radio shows but goshdarn if Johnny Dollar’s a trip. And when you have a pistol-packing willbender, well…
EDIT: So, of course, I had the sudden idea from another inspiration to change her hairstyle to something more tomboyish. It’s not as if I’m playing Awilde much these days anyways.
as someone who plays both gw2 and ffxiv I can’t imagine describing shadow of the mad king to someone who plays xiv only. halloween in xiv is like here’s a silly little sidequest that gives you some glam armor or a minion, maybe an emote if we’re feeling like mixing it up this year. and then gw2’s like here’s a maze that we run around for hours on end killing the same mobs over and over to get trick or treat bags and candy corn. these are some of the best items for flipping on the market for profit and you can make hundreds of gold in a handful of hours. every so often everyone in the maze stops to kill a skeleton with a chainsaw the players have named steve. it’s considered good etiquette to be under-geared so enemies die slower and everyone gets a chance to tag for loot. here’s a jumping puzzle that only takes a couple minutes to complete but even veteran players struggle with it. in lore halloween started because a human king went insane and killed his family and then was executed by his subjects. he is now a minor deity and comes to the mortal realm to play simon says. his greatest adversary is a flamboyant zombie dictator that you killed years ago but the king’s minions created a fake version of him because the king was depressed.
The event currency is candy corn because the mad king was obsessed with candy corn. There are candy corn nodes you can mine on the map. You can eat the candy corn, get a sugar rush, get a sugar crash, and have to for a meta achievement. One of the other meta achievements is slashing every pumpkin and gourd you find into a jack-o-lantern. There is an event map that is dedicated just to mount racing.
Oh, and then there was Eddie. But we don’t talk about Eddie anymore.
Since I’m back on my Mirka bullshit again as elementalist is top tier open world class, here’s a commission by @creamsiclesquid from a couple years back. I had to use a makeover kit on him so he wouldn’t be Doucelin’s twin but this should still work.
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